The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas

My true loves sent to me

Twelve tappets chattering,

Eleven spokes a-rattling,

Ten cables fraying,

Nine joints with play in,

Eight hoses leaking,

Seven springs a-creaking,

Six perished plug-leads,

F i v e   o l d   r i n g s  –

Four cross-threaded bolts,

Three scuffed tyres,

Two worn wiper-blades,

And an old clapped-out battery.

ERIC STAPLETON – 1977 AOC Bulletin 287

Author: alvisarchive

Driving Alvis cars since 1964 and the website since 2012

3 thoughts on “The Twelve Days of Christmas”

  1. Very good – thank you Eric from all those years ago.
    It’s late Christmas Eve in Australia. A very Merry Christmas and a Happy and smooth running New Year to all.
    Richard Tonkin

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